22

I'm turning 22 at the end of the month and it kind of scares me. I know everyone older than me is gonna say, "What's the big deal?" But the fact is, I don't want to grow up. For my entire adolescent existence my goal has been age 21. And now that is over. So what do I do when I turn 22? Am I suddenly an adult? Do I have to get rid of my immaturity? Does it mean I can never act like a dork again? It's scary, and I don't want to do it. So I'll say it right now, don't wish me happy birthday because I refuse for it to happen. The date after October 29, 2008 will always be October 29, 2008. The world will stop on that day and never move forward. We'll all be stuck at the age we are and be happy with it. So there!